dorkyalfred:

I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges into your room] MY BONES  [punches your in the face] ENOUGH [pulls shirt off] TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW [yodels] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE[aggressively twerks] TO THE NEW AGE  [screams] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE [looks you straight in the eyes] TO THE NEW AAAAGGGEEEE[quietly leaves the room] good night