Humanstuck

Karkat “gets sent to detention every three days for cursing out teachers in class” Vantas
Aradia “obsessed with archaeology and addicted to minecraft” Megido
Tavros “huge Hispanic family which babies the hell out of him” Nitram
Sollux “aloof Asian gamer” Captor
Nepeta “has like 10 cats” Leijon
Kanaya “runs a huge babysitting service” Maryam
Terezi “has 10 volumes of law books in Braille” Pyrope
Vriska “used like three boxes to dye her whole head blue” Serket
Equius “that one kid that takes gym way too seriously” Zahhak
Gamzee “don’t even ask” Makara
Eridan “Prep-school douchebag” Ampora
Feferi “captain of the varsity swim team” Peixes