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CrockerCorp Bitch (Parody of Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds) – Download

lyrics by berryciesta after a request by yours truly because Marina and Meenah hell yeah. This was all kinds of fun.

Had a future like a Condesce
Not a future like a troll
Don’t care if I lost the chance
There I’m in control
Crocker Drones, battleships
Wanna start a war
That’s the queen you’d fight for

I call you up and you’re bailing out
Is that what friendship is all about?
Just join the battle and cut ‘em down
I’m gonna cull that ugly green clown

I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
Fight me with your lasers
Cut you like a stitch
I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch

Hivebent, trident, I won’t be your maid
Death gave me some options
So I will not be dismayed
Grab the gold, grab the cold, glory, here I come
All for no. 1

To all my dead friends, I need platoons
I’ll give anything, just not doubloons
To all my dead friends, you’re being mean
Welcome to the life of the royal queen

I think I want your, your skull as my crown
I think you’re gonna be so going down
Oh oh oh