Aries- “You should have known better than to make me mad!”
Taurus- “I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long.”
Gemini- “I’d love to stay and chat, but..”
Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”
Leo- "This is what happens when you make things about YOU.”
Virgo- “Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”
Libra- “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”
Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”
Sagittarius- "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!”
Capricorn– “You should have known better than to fuck with my plans.”
Aquarius– “No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder.”
Pisces- “…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick.”
Waiting for the Homestucks.