- aries: maid
- taurus: animal whisperer
- gemini: pilot
- cancer: face of a rebellion/religious icon
- leo: author/illustrator
- virgo: ex-babysitter turned outspoken public figure
- libra: dragon-riding lawyer
- scorpio: psychic pirate
- sagittarius: robotics engineer with an archery habit
- capricorn: leader of clown-worshiping law enforcers
- aquarius: fancy pirate who exclusively murders parents
- pisces: tyrannical sea-witch empress of an entire planet, also betty crocker
future careers of the signs
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