Aries: A mountain. They will pick up the mountain and throw it at you.
Taurus: what is fite??? is that aat ppl do wen they feel bad?? wat is anger?
Gemini: They’re fucking X-Men and will annihilate you.
Cancer: Farming equipment. And they will suck while doing it.
Leo: Their teeth and claws.
Virgo: A fuCKING CHAINSAAW TO SLIACE YOU IN HALF.
Libra: A concealed weapon, so you’re like, haha, there’s a little old lady with her cute little caFUCK WAIT IT’S A SWORD.
Scorpio: There will not be a fight. They will have destroyed the world with one of their many doomsday devices.
Sagittarius: TheiR FISTS.
Capricorn: Whatever happens to be lying around.
Aquarius: Black magic.
Pisces: A fork.
What the signs fight with
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