bigfoot: chill grandpa
loch ness: cool grandma
jersey devil: mean aunt
flatwoods monster: cool uncle
wendigo: hippie aunt, did a lot of drugs in the 70s
mothman: weird conspiracy theory uncle, shaved head one year for no reason
chupacapra: that one fucking cousin
goatman: that smelly cousin
mongolian death worm: the family death worm
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