the signs according to my leo dad

aries: mom’s an aries, right? isn’t that her sign-thing? they’re… nice
taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???
gemini: *groans*
cancer: there’s a sign named cancer? that’s not nice
leo: aren’t i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i’m a leo. right? they’re the best, then
virgo: what???????
libra: oh, i know what a libra is… stay away from those
scorpio: torpedo!!!
sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????
capricorn: *grunts* you’re a capricorn. i know that
aquarius: your brother’s an aquarius, right? yeah. why don’t they sleep
pisces: spicies??