Michael: Fucking one McRib is not enough, okay?
Me: oh no
Michael: I could eat fucking ten of these things!
Me: you fucking
Michael: [throws down McRib] In fact, I’m pretty much done with that one. Maybe I’ll have one of these. [camera pans quickly to show TEN MORE MCRIBS]
Me: YOU WERE TAZED LESS THAN A WEEK AGO AND YOU RISK YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS