coloredpencilcat:

hatsplease:

sketchy-sketchy:

didney-worl-no-uta:

Click and read this article AFTER you’ve watched the video

this video is, despite everything, the last pure thing left on earth probably

@queenofgoldfish SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOL

[Person, laughing through tears]: I can’t stop crying… All the shit you can find. So this.. This dates back to 1999, as you see up there. “The Life-Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy.. For America’s Youth.” (laughing) This is like, a Baptist website. (gurgling laughter, words barely enunciated through laughter) Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen! So.. (calms down as much as possible, sniffs, and exhales) So.. What… What kind of doll… Was this.. (sniffs) Child… (squeaking into laughter in the end of the sentence) Masturbating to?

[Person scrolls down to reveal a picture of Jar Jar Binks]

[Person absolutely loses their shit]