rosebadwolf1000:

lotstradamus:

the only posts I’m seeing about #Brexit are to the tune of ‘wtf is going on in the UK’ so I thought I’d just quickly summarise the apocalyptic shitshow the country has woken up to: 

  1. Britain has voted to leave the European Union
  2. France has overtaken the UK as the world’s 5th largest economy
  3. the pound has plummeted to a 31-year low
  4. the prime minister has resigned
  5. the Scottish first minister has promised another referendum on Scottish independence
  6. Sinn Féin is making a bid for Irish reunification
  7. Spain is going to make a claim for dual sovereignty of Gibraltar
  8. a motion of No Confidence has been tabled against the leader of the Labour party
  9. pro-Brexit politicians have already taken back their ‘we’d spend the £350m that goes to the EU every week on the NHS’ bullshit
  10. we’re probably gonna end up with Boris fucking Johnson as PM 

IN SHORT we’re about to cut ourselves off from Europe, plunge into a recession and become the United Kingdom of England and Wales. all our young people have been deprived of the right to live and work in 27 countries but at least there’ll be no more brown people coming in!!! haha!!! that showed Johnny Foreigner!!!!! Britain should be British!!!!!! anyway who’s coming for a kebab

Thank you for the explanation. I’m gonna go watch the news.

Holy shit. 

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