this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.
Here enjoy.
oh my god please watch this video
“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”
one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now
i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together
small gay sports baby
Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other
The Susan G. Komen Foundation is the most infamous scandal out of Yoplait and NFL (also part of the pinkwashing controversies) when it involves the pinkwashing incident, including lawsuits on other breast cancer movements that use pink or the word cure, as well as allegations of down to 3% of their money actually being used for cancer research. I made damn sure to see if it linked back to that mess before I let my mahou shoujo-loving weeb ass shamelessly drop the $15 and it didn’t.
Breast Cancer Research Foundation, the charity Blizzard is supporting, has an A+ rating on Charity Watch as well as 4/4 star ratings on Charity Navigator, indicating that 88-91% of their proceeds go towards research for breast cancer, while the additional percentage goes to awareness programs. BCRF is considered the highest rated breast cancer charity in the United States of America. The biggest issue they faced in 2007 is some of the products an investor has sold under Estée Lauder had chemicals that were known to cause cancer.
According to the official blog post, Blizzard has stated that 100% of proceeds from people who purchase the Pink Mercy skin, with a minimum guaranteed donation of $250,000, will be donated directly to BCRF. Additionally, the shirt purchases (it’s a bomb ass tee btw) according to the blog post will also have 100% of their proceeds donated to BCRF. I will trust Blizzard and I will trust BCRF that they are being transparent about this when I splurge on my magical girl Mercy.
Every year the Metropolitan Museum of Art throws a big fancy fashion party with a theme seemingly picked solely for the ASTOUNDING potential to dazzle, and every year 90% of the attendees fail to clear even the most minimum of bars. This is one of those years, because it is every year.
BUT, that 10% who actually went for something went pretty dang FOR IT this particular May, an IMPROVEMENT over last, and we’re here for it. We being my bff Jen and I.
Jen: I’m in it for the Opulent Imagery™ Jen: Angel wings and tall hats and people doing their best cosplay of Jude Law Jen: Rihanna comes dressed as the entire Ghent Altarpiece, etc. Me: C O R R E C T
HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE LOOKS
**Caveat: I do not give a flying buttress if it skews more Byzantine or Eastern Orthodox than strictly Catholic, just make it loud.
RIHANNA
Jen: it’s everything I wanted.
CARA DELEVINGNE
CONFESS, but make it FASHION
CARDI B
Holy Mother of—
LILY COLLINS
I don’t know who the hell this is but I LOVE this little goth number, YES. And saint tear-drop eyes!
LANA DEL REY
GUCCI SERAPHIM, HEART ARROWS, I feel weak.
ZENDAYA OF ARC
I mean lead us into battle, christ.
CHADWICK BOSEMAN
Finally, a fucking VESTMENT.
JORDAN ROTH
Okay okay a few dudes actually showed up!
ARIANA GRANDE
She’s wearing the goddamn Sistine Chapel and looks adorable, this is just so likable what do you even do
GRETA GERWIG
Whaaaaaaat yes, yes u went to Catholic school, girl! This is nuts I like it.
DONALD GLOVER
Me: But like, again, great color Donald Glover but, a suit? Jen: NO NO THE BACK OF IT Jen: They don’t show it in that picture, which is a travesty
Me: Oh SHIT Me: AND HIS LITTLE TWO FINGER PAPAL GESTURE LIKE A PEACE SIGN
– way more commitment than last year, pls keep it going – I know I’m missing some peeps but it’s laaate I gotta turn in – none of them had the sand to go as slutty St. Sebastian so men are Canceled
Gamerpyrope 