But cities that are magical and sentient tho

toomanystarstocount:

  • Cities shutting down the subway and refusing to lower bridges when potholes get too bad and nothing is done about them because hey that hurts and someone needs to fix it.
  • Cities opening old abandoned subway stations and venting hot air above ground during the winter for the homeless population.
  • Sidewalk blocks standing up to protect protesters from the police.
  • Everyone feels safe running in the park at night because everyone knows one story about a guy who tried to mug/rape/attack someone and was dragged off by tree roots
  • Subway stairs rolling themselves up and refusing to let anyone into the tunnels so that management is forced to listen striking train drivers.
  • One weekend every summer the entire city is covered in chalk drawings the residents create as a thank you to the city that protects and cares for them so well. For weeks afterwards the sidewalks are covered in faint chalk marks until the next rain washes it all away.
  • Each spring the city does it’s own spring cleaning, rain storms and strong winds sweeping the garbage out of alley ways and into piles for the garbage workers to come and collect.
  • CITIES THAT ARE SELF AWARE FRIENDS

probablyroxylalonde:

probablyroxylalonde:

hey hey hey hey lil lady

guess whose having a friCKIN stream night

its those two dorks u saw at the top of this god daMN post.

Yep! STREAM NIGHT!

The two winning movies from the poll this week areee…..

Finding Nemo (suggested by anon)

and

The Princess Bride

unfortunately, i have some things i need to do, so the stream will start at 7:30-8:00.

For any who dont know what the mother loving frick frack snickle snack im talking about, click here.

but for those of you who wanna spend a friday night the RIGHT way, at around 7:00, head over to http://www.livestream.com/vinylmau5 and party with the coolest kids you’ll ever meet.

I hope to see you there, friends~

have a wonderful evening! 

starting in a half hour!