We’ve got some NEW Scalemate accessories! You can pre-order them now!
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This is kind of important, because if ever you want to step out to the corner store and buy a Faygo… well… now you can. We understand that you could before, but you would have to walk there barefoot while carefully holding your money in a loose clump. Leaving behind a trail of loose change in the snow.
SCIENTISTS JUST CONFIRMED THAT WE FOUND GRAVITATIONAL WAVES!
Welcome to a new age in physics…
this video is, despite everything, the last pure thing left on earth probably
@queenofgoldfish SOUNDS LIKE YOU LOL
[Person, laughing through tears]: I can’t stop crying… All the shit you can find. So this.. This dates back to 1999, as you see up there. “The Life-Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy.. For America’s Youth.” (laughing) This is like, a Baptist website. (gurgling laughter, words barely enunciated through laughter) Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen! So.. (calms down as much as possible, sniffs, and exhales) So.. What… What kind of doll… Was this.. (sniffs) Child… (squeaking into laughter in the end of the sentence) Masturbating to?
[Person scrolls down to reveal a picture of Jar Jar Binks]
[Person absolutely loses their shit]
the most important…
I don’t draw faces anymore bc of destiny and halo why draw faces when I can draw a cool helmet??
Gamerpyrope 