looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: jade harley
looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: dave strider
looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: john egbert
looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: rose lalonde
Aries: An Indiana Jones fangirl, a weeaboo who smokes weed, and a terrorist dressed as an Asian schoolgirl
Taurus: A huge Pokémon fan, a weeaboo with great hair, and the leader of a huge rebellion
Gemini: A hacker obsessed with bees, a clumsy skater boy who curses a lot, and a pilot
Cancer: An angry kid who reads romance novels, a party pooper with pants that go up to his chest, and Jesus with the same pants
Leo: A huntress who writes fluffy fanfiction, a Satan worshipper who looks like a cinnamon roll, and a female version of Tarzan
Virgo: A vampire with a chainsaw, a motherly feminist with badass piercings and tattoos, and a very protective mother
Libra: A blind lawyer who eats chalk, a radical skater girl, and another lawyer who rides a dragon
Scorpio: A pirate, a nerd, and another pirate
Sagittarius: Three robotic engineers who are obsessed with horse dicks
Capricorn: A high clown, a Satan-worshipping clown, and a homicidal clown
Aquarius: Harry Potter, Danny Zuko, and a serial killer who is bad with jokes
Pisces: Barbie, Nicki Minaj, and Hitler
Me, just starting Until Dawn: I hate all of these fuckers
Me, at the very last part of Until Dawn: I DONT CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE OR HOW LOUD YOU FUCKING SCREAM THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU ARE GETTING MY CHILDREN
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