jesus christ imagine the THX logo coming up but instead of the weird “bwee-oon” it’s the “No” from hotel mario stretched out and played at the biggest volume possible
aries: mom’s an aries, right? isn’t that her sign-thing? they’re… nice
taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???
gemini: *groans*
cancer: there’s a sign named cancer? that’s not nice
leo: aren’t i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i’m a leo. right? they’re the best, then
virgo: what???????
libra: oh, i know what a libra is… stay away from those
scorpio: torpedo!!!
sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????
capricorn: *grunts* you’re a capricorn. i know that
aquarius: your brother’s an aquarius, right? yeah. why don’t they sleep
pisces: spicies??
MEET MARVEL’S NEWEST FEMALE SUPERHERRO IN MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR
Lunella’s struggle to fit in may be a little more complex than that of a normal teenage girl. “Something that’s hallmark of a Marvel Hero is that they’re gifted with a power they may see as a curse,” [Mark] Paniccia said. Their hero’s journey is to discover how to use it to help others. Lunella is a little genius with grand plans on going to big schools, but she’s got an Inhuman gene, unpredictable alien DNA inside that—once triggered—could take her life in a wildly different direction. She’s determined to control that change. I think that speaks to struggles we all experience as kids and will make her story resonate with young and older readers alike.” (x)
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