What the signs fight with

follow-for-more-soft-terezi:

Aries: A mountain. They will pick up the mountain and throw it at  you.

Taurus: what is fite??? is that aat ppl do wen they feel bad?? wat is anger?

Gemini: They’re fucking X-Men and will annihilate you.

Cancer: Farming equipment. And they will suck while doing it.

Leo: Their teeth and claws.

Virgo: A fuCKING CHAINSAAW TO SLIACE YOU IN HALF.

Libra: A concealed weapon, so you’re like, haha, there’s a little old lady with her cute little caFUCK WAIT IT’S A SWORD.

Scorpio: There will not be a fight. They will have destroyed the world with one of their many doomsday devices.

Sagittarius: TheiR FISTS.

Capricorn: Whatever happens to be lying around.

Aquarius: Black magic.

Pisces: A fork.

aconissa:

there are babies being born in the united states right now who will grow up and fall in love and never have to know what it’s like to be barred from their partner’s hospital room because they don’t count as family or see them die because they couldn’t share insurance or have to give up their children because they couldn’t get joint-adoption or a thousand other things that queer people have spent decades fighting for and that is such a beautiful thing

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claidilady:

claidilady:

“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″

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RUN INTERNS, BRING THE GOOD NEWS TO THE PEOPLE, hol y shit i did nto fucking realize. this happens.,vine.

LET ME FURTHER ELABORATE ON THE HILARITY OF THE BEST AMERICAN POLITICAL PRACTICE TO EXIST, “THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE INTERNS”: 

RECORDINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. SO WHEN A DECISION IS MADE, COPIES ARE HANDED TO MEMBERS OF THE PRESS INSIDE THE BUILDING IN A PRESS ROOM WHO THEN LEAVE THEIR ROOM TO HAND THE COPIES OF THE RULING TO THEIR INTERNS (WHO AREN’T ALLOWED INSIDE THE PRESS ROOM) 

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(PICTURED: INTERNS FROM 2013, WAITING FOR THEIR RUN)

AND THEN THE INTERNS HAVE TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS WHILE THE JUSTICES ARE ANNOUNCING THEIR DECISION INSIDE THE COURTROOM ITSELF. 

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SO THE INTERNS RUN THROUGH THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING FROM OUTSIDE THE PRESS ROOM TO OUTSIDE, ACROSS THE PAVED WALKWAYS, AND DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE COURTHOUSE AREA INTO THE BROADCASTING PRESS PEN IN THE STREET.

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(A PREVIOUS YEAR’S INTERN RUN WINNER)

INTERNS ARE TOLD THEY MAY TO THROW SOME ELBOWS IF NECESSARY.

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 AND ALL ARE RACING TO BE THE FIRST TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE BROADCASTERS WHO ARE WAITING TO GO ON AIR

PICTURED IN FRONT IS YESTERDAY’S INTERN WINNER LAUREN WHO SAID SHE “JUST LIKED TO WIN” WHEN SHE PULLED CLEAR AHEAD TO DELIVER THE OBAMACARE RELATED DECISION. 

KEEP IN MIND THE DECISIONS READ ON THE BENCH ARE POSTED ONLINE A FEW MINUTES LATER SO THIS WHOLE PROCESS CURRENTLY EXISTS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WAIT THAT LONG. 

TRULY A GREAT AND HILARIOUS AMERICAN TRADITION.