dear tumblr’s automated pop-up system

yumikuri:

vastderp:

jumpingjacktrash:

it’s true that i often like posts tagged ‘bears’

but when i want to see a naked hairy fat man i just take a shower

the bears i like are animals of the genus ursus

you may need to learn how to differentiate because i could see that going really wrong for you with some underage users

staff

staff

prospt:

a collage

bpdcecilpalmer:

me: dang i love hearing horror stories and conspiracies im gonna go watch some on youtube!

me, an hour later: *disassociating and desperately avoiding turning around, so paranoid i feel like i might die, literal physical pains from paranoia and fear*

salihombox:

averagemastermind:

charlesoberonn:

I made a little map of my headcanon of which Troll would rule over which area if they got to become the rulers of Earth’s universe.

Karkat rules the Middle East and Eastern Europe

Aradia rules China

Tavros rules the deserts and population centers of Africa

Sollux rules Japan, Korea and Taiwan

Nepeta rules the savannas and jungles of Africa

Kanaya rules India, East-Asia and Italy

Terezi rules North America

Vriska rules South America

Equius rules Western Europe

Gamzee rules the Netherlands

Eridan rules some penguins

Feferi rules Oceania

Nobody wanted Russia

I now want to see a giant, real-life civ/risk game between all of the trolls.

Eridan rules some penguins I can’t

sometipsygnostalgic:

here are kanaya maryam’s feats

explored alternia in daylight… with horrible zombies

operated on her dead mother

auspisticed tavris

created the human universe

trolled rose lalonde when nobody else would

casually rose from the dead

subconsciously knocked out terezi pyrope

prevented a massacre by
-punching vriska
-nutlaunching gamzee
-chainsawing eridan in half

even after that, helped jade coordinate the bilious tadpole’s creation

juggled with rose’s drinking problems while handling her own

stood up to the condesce’s cronies

successfully killed gamzee

died in the most hardcore way

when revived, gave vriska serket sick burns outta nowhere

falloutgirlongirl:

this is like three days late and super rushed but i really wanted to draw update art of this historical moment

Aesthetic blogs be like

the-dennogin:

futurespixel:

homestuck upd8 more like

not-invented-here:

sadjadewithcake:

not-invented-here:

upd8

OH MAN. It’s horrific. OMG. They are all so defeated, omg what happened to them, that’s the kind of psychological horror I’m here for. There MUST be some shit going one, some serious, major shit. Also: WTF.

Rose is…

doodlebonez:

I think we can all agree this isn’t Terezi at all. Terezi doesn’t stutter or stall for time. Terezi isn’t hesitant. Terezi doesn’t accept Vriska’s words just like that.

If this Terezi hasn’t been through three years of a bad relationship with Gamzee, then she’s gone through three years of something different that’s left her a bit too compliant to my liking.