the signs visit an aquarium

zodiac-galaxy:

aries: will you give me five bucks if i swallow a live fish
taurus: omfg they actually sell seafood here that’s so sad but tbh let’s get some
gemini: guys i’m actually fluent in whale *annoying whale noises*
cancer: how can these fish stay underwater so long without taking a breath
leo: I FOUND NEMO HAHAHA
virgo: omg i want a dolphin how much money is a dolphin
libra: *gets stung by jellyfish* aw it likes me
scorpio: how do whales have sex
sagittarius: good thing i brought my swimsuit *somehow breaks into fish tank*
capricorn: where can i apply to be an aquatic wildlife handler i want to work with these beautiful animals
aquarius: *buys an artsy starfish souvenir from the gift shop* because i’m a star
pisces: where’s the mermaid exhibit though