The signs in a girl gang

Aries: starts every single gang war
Taurus: second in command
Gemini: the one who gets info from other gangs
Cancer: provides accommodation and the getaway car
Leo: leader
Virgo: deals with all the tech stuff
Libra: is always sent out to keep the peace with other gangs
Scorpio: in charge of weapons
Sagittarius: fucking the leader on the low, also the one that never listens to the leader and does their own thing
Capricorn: comes up with all the plans
Aquarius: the one who has to save everyone’s asses
Pisces: the bait

I’m noticing some really horrible anons leaving hate messages to multiple people? And I’m not sure if this is another 4chan thing or if it’s unrelated. Just stay safe everyone. You’re too amazing to pay even a minuscule amount of attention to those pissbabies

sitcorn:

my job? the government pays me to sit on top of the empire state building with a sniper rifle, shooting hotdogs out of the hands of people below so that they have to buy more. without me, the hotdog economy – more important than you could possibly understand – would have been crumbled years ago