The Signs as Overwatch Mains and Playstyles

wrathlycat:

Aries: Reaper, says hello before every kill and uses an emote after

Taurus: Lucio, stays behind teammates but within range to heal/boost, actually stays on the objective

Gemini: Sombra, goes around the map to hack every health pack, does nothing but stay invisible for the rest of the game

Cancer: Hasn’t figured out how character selection works, picks whichever hero is selected by default, throws a tantrum every time they get sniped

Leo: Tracer, actually plays decently, follows their friend into battle

Virgo: Pharah, targets enemies that shit talk their teammates in the chat

Libra: Genji, climbs walls to get into weird places, only enters fights to use the dragon ultimate

Scorpio: Widowmaker, charges right to the frontlines instead of finding a sniping position

Sagittarius: Hanzo and Orisa, goes to online forums to complain that Hanzo would be cooler riding a horse, also wishes Orisa was more equine 

Capricorn: Junkrat, does nothing for 99.9% of the match but somehow gets play of the game with the rip tire ultimate

Aquarius: Soldier 76, tries to get teammates to follow an actual strategy but is ignored by everyone

Pisces: Mercy, goes around to heal everyone but immediately switches to pistol and chases after anyone that attacks them

lvtro:

displaced-beast:

millerhighlifethechampagneofbeer:

neffle:

revolverocelot:

edamamess:

Regardless of your opinions on Adam Ellis’s art, this is quite possibly one of the most patronizing, rude and childish things I’ve ever heard an adult say. Imagine being this far up your own ass.

IMMM gonnAA shit,,, is he ok?

as if i needed another reason to hate adamtots

this really took me from “generic dude’s probably getting unfairly dogpiled on by tumblr” to “i hope this dude gets shot tomorrow” in under 30 seconds

you realize this is -after- he got dogpiled right? and everyone who did defended this behavior with “we’re just jealous because he’s getting paid by buzzfeed for his art!” this is not an unexpected reaction. I know this is tumblr, but it’d be really nice if people wouldn’t harass someone to the point of lashing out, and then use that reaction as justification for the original harassment after the fact.

hating on this guy has to be the weirdest, most petty “discourse” on this website I’ve ever seen.

His job is basically no different than like, newspaper comics, who often have same-face syndrome and a really basic artstyle too and look at how popular some of those get. For christ’s sake 99% of the Garfield comics are literally just the cat and the human standing there with the cat sitting on a countertop with a thought bubble.

This guys’ art method absolutely is not new, and has gained popularity in the past. Why don’t you people lay off, this is freaking ridiculous. You will literally hound anyone for anything.

Also:

barricade-blondes:

phoenixette:

ayanak:

homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar

Homestuck Child Naming
Guide

Totally Average

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)

Strange but Acceptable

Aradia Kanaya Eridan Damara Porrim Arenea Calliope

Oh
how… Unique

Latula Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Rufio Mituna Kankri Meulin Feferi Tavros
Sollux Karkat Equius Gamzee Nepeta Terezi Vriska Caliborn

Wait What

Snowman, Hearts Boxcar, Spades
Slick, Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce, Bequerel, Wayward Vagabond Aimless
Renegade, Peregrine Mendicant, Windswept Questant, Writ Keeper

God Tier

The Handmaid, The Summoner, The
Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise
Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood,
Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension 

True God Tier

Gl’bgolyb

creative-classpect:

The lead singer from Linkin Park died today

He committed suicide

I know everyone likes to make fun of emo, angsty music, but I think people need to know where music like that comes from and who it’s directed to

It may seem like silly, edgy reminders from when you were younger, but for a lot of people when they are in a bad place they turn to music, music that makes their anger and sadness and pain feel justified

I don’t know, I’m just kind of bummed out now

Do what you gotta do, you know?
If you need some emo punk music or some edgy rock music to feel ok and justified, then listen to it
Just stay safe.