rightinthecrystalfeels:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

I must see this movie

pantheris:

arthurorion:

authorpocketcow:

I’ve had it with youtube and its bullshit. Scary movie ads can be really triggering. We all know this. I want youtube to SEE this and DO something. Get famous youtubers on this. Get attention. Please. Make it all stop. Make them skippable. Make the unskippable ones not have scary things. Make youtube safe for people who not just want but NEED it to be.

If you go into your Ad Settings page on google you can turn off horror film advertisements. It doesn’t help %100 of the time but it still helps a great deal. 

uBlock Origin WILL block ALL of those ads. I haven’t seen a single ad on YouTube since I installed it.

If these fuckers can’t be arsed to be at least passingly considerate, they shouldn’t get ANY ad revenue, period. Fuck their ads.