shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to “i need a hero” being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

pistachioinfernal:

gamingfeminism:

electricpastry:

celestefox13:

Ok. So, I can’t say with 100% certainty that this isn’t legit, but I can say with 95% certainty that it isn’t legit. The closest title the game mentioned here (that I can find at least) is a Facebook strategy game titled Stormfall: Age of War, which came out back in 2012.

While Stormfall is made by Plarium, a game company would not be looking for test players 2 years after said game has released (at least none that I know). Long story short: No thank you, sir, because this says virus to me about ten times over.

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I got the same thing. Definitely shady. /:

We’ve gotten this message twice, but this time from a different game company (4Tech) and a different game (“Legue of Angels”). Definitely says virus to me as well, so be careful followers and be sure to delete it if you get it. I don’t want any of our followers to get spam or a virus.

I’ve gotten this message four times in the past two days, from four different urls. Be aware, be safe.

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey