I am groot.
so uh… how did you all like those matching swimsuits?
yogstuck sprites ive been doing! captions are the outfit names.
part 1 of ??
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
James just tweeted this picture :^(
Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape
A: the treatment is experimental. THERE IS NO REAL CURE. B: They’re testing it on DOCTORS that are trying to HELP THE OUTBREAK. C: FUCK YOU for spreading misinformation.
I took a knife and cut out her eye
I took it home and watched it whither and die
She’s lucky that I didn’t slip her a smile
‘Cause now she’ll sleep with one eye open
But that’s the price she’ll payi really really love this okay
This joke’s probably already been made 1,000 times but.
Don’t care.
busy-matches reminded me that ive never draw rythian before!! i thought i’d better change that.
tumblr staff: hey guys we’ve just added this new feature to the site, isn’t it great?
xkit guy: here’s the extension to get rid of this one
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