a talking walrus with a phd in doctoring doesn’t really help a marble obsessed beatboxing werewolf man and a slime magician in a suit
is this a threat
long live the king
friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭
we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)
it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)
dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Traffic in the Chinese coastal city of Taizhou is brought to a standstill when 70-year-old Hong Minshun takes his 5,000 ducks for a walk.
Hong says that regular exercise to reach a nearby feeding pond is necessary to keep his ducks fit and healthy.
Drivers and passers by are amazed by the discipline of the ducks.
what
I want to be that glorious old man
my favorite line in all of cinematic history
reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu
it takes ten seconds to open the OP’s blog and immediately tell that it’s a disgusting parody blog used to mock trans and disabled people
can you guys please stop falling for this shit, i swear to god its getting so old
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/gamerpyrope/93266506392/tumblr_mfnyt3DSLz1qbtacb?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://gamerpyrope.tumblr.com/post/93266506392/audio_player_iframe/gamerpyrope/tumblr_mfnyt3DSLz1qbtacb?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgamerpyrope%2F93266506392%2Ftumblr_mfnyt3DSLz1qbtacb
Eat your peas.
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I JU SWANNA T UCH YA BIG BLACK CAWWWKK
I still can’t get over this soundclip
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