supernova2395:

agentotter:

everyonelovesrobots:

terezidactyl:

mpoirot:

so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)

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are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire

jess no

You totally can though.

It’s a very calm coffee shop on fire.

naeive:

advice for february
aries: you look good covered in blood
taurus: cold showers
gemini: your heart is shaped like what 7 year old girls dot their i’s with
cancer: buy the bandaids with the cartoons on them
leo: spit your pride
virgo: baby steps
libra: fall in love
scorpio: aren’t you tired of running?
sagittarius: we are all waiting for you
capricorn: sleep in
aquarius: ready, set, go
pisces: whisper what you feel like screaming

sourcedumal:

Forever side eyeing the fuck out of gay men who use misogynistic, vitriolic language toward women’s bodies but then refer to themselves with feminine pronouns and monikers as terms of endearment.

Doubletime towards white gay men who use black women’s bodies as disposable personas.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/gamerpyrope/75432105245/tumblr_miws66pmiG1rf85ds?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://gamerpyrope.tumblr.com/post/75432105245/audio_player_iframe/gamerpyrope/tumblr_miws66pmiG1rf85ds?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgamerpyrope%2F75432105245%2Ftumblr_miws66pmiG1rf85ds

aloneprotectsthesnowflakes:

ladrats:

here’s michael and his brother yelling at each other for two minutes enjoy

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transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite):
michael: *sighs*
brother: shut up up there!
michael: shut up!
brother: mom said shut up!
michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up.
brother: mom’s shows is on.
michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that.
brother: listen, i’m going to drink this –
michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine –
brother no!
michael: no that’s mine, i bought that.
brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different.
michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it!
brother: you don’t even have money!
michael: shut up! shut up.
brother: go back to your room.
michael: go downstairs. shut up.
brother: shut up!
michael: shut up. go downstairs.
brother: her show’s on.
michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’!
brother: fuck you.
michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying.
brother: *ineligible yelling*
michael: shut up! stop!
brother: listen, you don’t even like-
michael: i’ma – stop!
brother: asshole.
michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up.
brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your –
michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse.
[something is thrown at michael]
michael: god, go fucking-
brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit!
michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera!
brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s.
michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up!
brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun*
michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break – (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete.
brother: i know kung fu, asshole.
michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu.
brother: i do know kung fu!
michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu.
brother: shut up! it’s fucking real.
michael: it’s a stupid movie.
brother: it’s fucking real.
michael: (to camera) oh fucking – i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!!
brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me!
michael: stop!
brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?!
michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!