pansexualfacts:

Fact: There are claims that pansexuals and asexuals dislike each other. These allegations, however, are completely false. As a matter of fact, in the year 8000 B.C, when the world as we know it was formed, the ritual of Human Creation required the blood of both a pansexual and asexual. We have been hunting together for millennia since, and will defend one another to the death.

kurzz:

random friendly reminder that if I ever post something that you’d like tagged for blacklisting purposes or whatever, please don’t hesitate to message me with what you’d like it to be tagged!!

I want your stay on my blog to be nice and relaxing like a sexy vacation on a tropical island because you are red hot like pizza supper

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pyronoid-d:

alpha-beta-gamer:

Catlateral Damage is a first person mischievous cat simulator, where your objective is to knock as many of your loving owners belongings onto the floor within a 2 minute time limit.

It’s a fun little game, and there’s a lot of satisfaction to be had from knocking things over and making a mess (That’s probably why cats do it in the first place).  The dev plans to add more levels (rooms) to destroy, but at the Alpha gives you free reign to destroy your owners bedroom for 2 mins.  On your marks… get set… destroy!!

Play the Alpha, Free

Video games in 2014 are off to a fucking phenomenal start