So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

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shsltradingcardgamer:

djbot:

pageofmelody:

So it turns out that every Homestuck song ever fits properly with the chord progression of MeGaLoVaNiA. And then this happened.

weeps at the perfection

aleks-vitaly:

hey guys, i know some of you have already done it, but let’s nominate the creature hub for a shorty!

all you have to do is go here (x), type in creaturehub for the twitter username, and write a reason (make sure you do this or it won’t count) you think they deserve to be nominated!

it’s super simple and i think it’s the least we can do after all they give us.

please reblog to spread the word!