who wants to adopt the worthless homestuck side of tumblr?
Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
the only posts I’m seeing about #Brexit are to the tune of ‘wtf is going on in the UK’ so I thought I’d just quickly summarise the apocalyptic shitshow the country has woken up to:
- Britain has voted to leave the European Union
- France has overtaken the UK as the world’s 5th largest economy
- the pound has plummeted to a 31-year low
- the prime minister has resigned
- the Scottish first minister has promised another referendum on Scottish independence
- Sinn Féin is making a bid for Irish reunification
- Spain is going to make a claim for dual sovereignty of Gibraltar
- a motion of No Confidence has been tabled against the leader of the Labour party
- pro-Brexit politicians have already taken back their ‘we’d spend the £350m that goes to the EU every week on the NHS’ bullshit
- we’re probably gonna end up with Boris fucking Johnson as PM
IN SHORT we’re about to cut ourselves off from Europe, plunge into a recession and become the United Kingdom of England and Wales. all our young people have been deprived of the right to live and work in 27 countries but at least there’ll be no more brown people coming in!!! haha!!! that showed Johnny Foreigner!!!!! Britain should be British!!!!!! anyway who’s coming for a kebab
Thank you for the explanation. I’m gonna go watch the news.
Holy shit.
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