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the signs according to my leo dad

aries: mom’s an aries, right? isn’t that her sign-thing? they’re… nice
taurus: excuse me, what? torah? what did you say???
gemini: *groans*
cancer: there’s a sign named cancer? that’s not nice
leo: aren’t i a leo? is that what i am? yeah, i’m a leo. right? they’re the best, then
virgo: what???????
libra: oh, i know what a libra is… stay away from those
scorpio: torpedo!!!
sagittarius: saggy hilarious??? what did you say??? stop laughing!! whAT DID YOU SAY????
capricorn: *grunts* you’re a capricorn. i know that
aquarius: your brother’s an aquarius, right? yeah. why don’t they sleep
pisces: spicies??

someone: so how was your weekend?
me: the animals, the animals. trapped, trapped, trapped ’till the cage is full. the cage is full, the day is new, and everyone is waiting, waiting on you. and you’ve got time. think of all the roads, think of all their crossings. taking steps is easy, standing still is hard. remember all their faces, remember all their voices. everything is different, the second time around.