womptacular:

i want quavenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated

luxwing:

feministnerdgirl:

jainaproudwhore:

I’ve never understood how “casual” is supposed to be an insult

Like ooohh yeah I play video games for fun in my free time you got me

It’s a way to separate “real” gamers from “fake” gamers.

Ah yes, ‘real gamers’. 100% farm raised organic gamers. None of that ‘fake gamer’ high fructose corn syrup allowed

meowvgonspengler:

yeah i know all of the zodiacs.

aries the ram, tavros the bull, gemini the twins, cancer the crab, leo the leijon, kanaya the vampire, libra the dragon, scorpio the spider, sagittarius the horse, capricorn the clown-goat, aquarius the seahorse, and pisces the terrifying tentacle monster.

Child: Mom, can you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: Of course. *clears throat* Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit. Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins. Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace. Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish.

goingtrickster:

how do people pick a favourite troll it’s impossible I’m like okay the makaras are pre cool„ but I really love lejions„ no wait…. what about the megidos„„ nitrams???? vantas’ ? wait no maryams„ alright no what about capTORS *sweating* UHHH no okay PEXIES„ AMPORAS„ S ER KETS„?! *heavy breathing* PY ROPESSS

friend: shut up about ur fuckin video game
me: no