squid-in-a-party-hat:

dunwall:

• “innovative”
• the protag is a white stubbly man
• xbox tries to outmatch ps4
• host tries to do an internet joke
• xbox host mentions tv
• scandinavian swedish person talks about a game
• sports
• call of duty goes into explicit detail about a new feature
• kojima
• ”everythings a weapon”

Deadly version:
-Take a shot every time you’re disappointed
-take a shot every time you cringe