normal fandoms: here is your narrative with an ending and everything, please enjoy
homestuck fandom: the characters have snapchat now and are sending you selfies
When your friend has been committing acts far past your moral boundaries and now she intends to fight an all-powerful being in the slight chance she will win however she is more likely to get everyone killed so you agree on a coin flip to decide if she should leave and as it drops it dawns upon you she will twist the fortune in her favour and that for once in your life you’re seeing more perspectives past the good and bad = black and white narrative while debating if it’d be morally right to sacrifice her life in place of the others that would live.
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses ‘2’ as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
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