I swear, ever since Hussie vastly reduced his social media presence towards the end of Homestuck, his cryptid powers have grown exponentially. You almost seem to forget just how much of a cryptid he is, since you don’t really hear much from/about him these days, but then when you DO… hoo boy.
Like, you’ll hear nothing Hussie-related for months on end, then all of a sudden he’s showing up to a convention with a minions t-shirt and fidget spinners taking pictures with Vriska cosplayers. And now we’ve had an absolutely bizarre and somewhat terrifying sbahj update drop out of nowhere, followed up the next day by a third-party website just casually announcing a new sbahj book that’s a collaboration between Hussie, KC Green, and fuckin DRIL. With no other explanation whatsoever.
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I have to be honest with you. I cannot believe cannotFUCKING BELIEVE that I read all of homestuck. do you know how fucking long that is? how many clickthroughs there are? how did I do it? where did all that time go? when did i even do this? I feel like the fucking HOURS i must have spent reading homestuck were just swallowed up into a void like I went to a fucking different interdimensional plane to read homestuck and came back with just fukcing piles of information in my head I will never use again and lost every sense of patience to ever read something that long ever again. I’ll never read war and peace because of homestuck. we all did this,, what the fuck
no more confusion. no more “oh, no, the comic is called homestuck, the website is mspaintadventures.com”
homestuck just became so much more accessible to the masses solely because, like many of us when we first showed interest, they will type “homestuck.com” into their browser and instead of dead results they will literally be able to instantly find out what homestuck is. no more mspaintadventures needed.