What with Hiveswap coming out in a couple of weeks, everybody’s all “hey, remember fantrolls?” or “hey, remember Marchingstuck?” like that was the height of Tumblr’s Homestuck fandom phenomenon – but I’m going to go you one better: remember the flamewars over whether humanstuck!Vriska would be blonde? That stuff ended friendships. I saw it happen.
Obviously she has black hair with a blue streak, guys
homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar
Homestuck Child Naming
Guide
Totally Average
John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)
The Handmaid, The Summoner, The
Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise
Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood,
Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension
New homestuck meme: pictures of people doing various things down to and including normal shit like getting toast out of the toaster but with the heroic/just sign over them.