prokopetz:

pearlyreborn:

prokopetz:

What with Hiveswap coming out in a couple of weeks, everybody’s all “hey, remember fantrolls?” or “hey, remember Marchingstuck?” like that was the height of Tumblr’s Homestuck fandom phenomenon – but I’m going to go you one better: remember the flamewars over whether humanstuck!Vriska would be blonde? That stuff ended friendships. I saw it happen.

Obviously she has black hair with a blue streak, guys

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The Signs as Overwatch Mains and Playstyles

wrathlycat:

Aries: Reaper, says hello before every kill and uses an emote after

Taurus: Lucio, stays behind teammates but within range to heal/boost, actually stays on the objective

Gemini: Sombra, goes around the map to hack every health pack, does nothing but stay invisible for the rest of the game

Cancer: Hasn’t figured out how character selection works, picks whichever hero is selected by default, throws a tantrum every time they get sniped

Leo: Tracer, actually plays decently, follows their friend into battle

Virgo: Pharah, targets enemies that shit talk their teammates in the chat

Libra: Genji, climbs walls to get into weird places, only enters fights to use the dragon ultimate

Scorpio: Widowmaker, charges right to the frontlines instead of finding a sniping position

Sagittarius: Hanzo and Orisa, goes to online forums to complain that Hanzo would be cooler riding a horse, also wishes Orisa was more equine 

Capricorn: Junkrat, does nothing for 99.9% of the match but somehow gets play of the game with the rip tire ultimate

Aquarius: Soldier 76, tries to get teammates to follow an actual strategy but is ignored by everyone

Pisces: Mercy, goes around to heal everyone but immediately switches to pistol and chases after anyone that attacks them

barricade-blondes:

phoenixette:

ayanak:

homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar

Homestuck Child Naming
Guide

Totally Average

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)

Strange but Acceptable

Aradia Kanaya Eridan Damara Porrim Arenea Calliope

Oh
how… Unique

Latula Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Rufio Mituna Kankri Meulin Feferi Tavros
Sollux Karkat Equius Gamzee Nepeta Terezi Vriska Caliborn

Wait What

Snowman, Hearts Boxcar, Spades
Slick, Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce, Bequerel, Wayward Vagabond Aimless
Renegade, Peregrine Mendicant, Windswept Questant, Writ Keeper

God Tier

The Handmaid, The Summoner, The
Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise
Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood,
Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension 

True God Tier

Gl’bgolyb