i feel like i waited lifetimes 4 this

rapidopatter:

blimpcat:

hussie-stole-my-soul:

iheartpkmn:

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

shitthesignssay:

Aries– Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up

Taurus– Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack

Gemini– Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them

Cancer– Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.

Leo– Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man

Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside

Libra– Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days

Scorpio– Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face

Sagittarius– “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car

Capricorn– Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them

Aquarius– Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated

Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night

Homestucks where are you?

This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.

someone please illustrate this

This accurately portrays every single character omfg

You called?