i knew her last name sounded fishy as fuck

tomsdeliveryservice:

litmus-test-of-sj:

the-pun-isher:

kittycatcourtney:

starfruittree:

thecityofpawnee:

This guy is the worst. Florida you’re not looking so good. And this is from someone who is from there.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GET ME OUT OF THIS GOD DAMN STATE

Sometimes, I avoid telling people I’m from Polk County. This is a reason why.

Ladies and Gentlmen, Florida: Home of the stick up everyone’s ass.

This story is fake

( Maybe everyone on tumblr should take every post with a grain of salt)