Aries: seems sweet at first; is fascinated with the dead, and it’s kinda creepy
Taurus: your typical dweeb who has yet to discover their true potential
Gemini: the epitome of a nerd
Cancer: a hard-shelled, angry individual with a warm, gooey center
Leo: a precious angel who kills things with their own two hands
Virgo: the mother of the group
Libra: the hyperactive one who’s always talking
Scorpio: do not trust this one under any circumstances
Sagittarius: has the body of a jock and the mind of an electronics expert
Capricorn: oh boy
Aquarius: hipster douchebag
Pisces: a friendly optimist who’s often excited