i’ve Transitioned from ‘had nightmares of this thing when i was a child’

iamnotlanuk:

theladyspanishes:

jackthevulture:

gooseweasel:

jackthevulture:

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.

i love him

You can’t leave out this excerpt from his official bio:

“He claims that he’s been around for a lot longer than we know it, and recent construction at the Wells Fargo Center disturbed his secret hideout forcing him to show his face publicly for the first time. He has some oddities that are both humorous and strange.”