Tag: kanaya is too op

sometipsygnostalgic:

here are kanaya maryam’s feats

• explored alternia in daylight… with horrible zombies
• operated on her dead mother
• auspisticed tavris
• created the human universe
• trolled rose lalonde when nobody else would 
• casually rose from the dead
• subconsciously knocked out terezi pyrope
• prevented a massacre by
  -punching vriska
  -nutlaunching gamzee
  -chainsawing eridan in half
• even after that, helped jade coordinate the bilious tadpole’s creation
• juggled with rose’s drinking problems while handling her own
• stood up to the condesce’s cronies
• successfully killed gamzee
• died in the most hardcore way
• when revived, gave vriska serket sick burns outta nowhere