discocitronnade:

one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT

he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR

everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened