A simple guide to SCP classes

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

koncreates:

Safe – It’ll still probably fuck you up, but not permanently.

Euclid – We have no idea wtf it is or what it exactly does, but it will probably hurt you.

Keter – It will ABSOLUTELY fuck you up and probably kill you.  We’d destroy it if we could, but can’t.

Safe: You can put it in a box and leave it alone and you’ll be fine.

Euclid: You can put it in a box and leave it alone, but you need to check up on the box erry day or the box might dissolve and then you need a new box.

Keter: It’s liable to eat the box, then eat you, then eat everyone you know so you need a really good special box.

Thaumiel: It’s a special box that you can put other things in. 

Apollyon: Boxes are pointless life is pointless we’re all dead sweet jesus have mercy.