oh yeah I forgot about that

lonqueror:

I’M JUST HERE LAUGHING BECAUSE EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT LIKE “OH NO THIS COUNTS AS A HEROIC DEATH RIGHT? OH NONONONONONO DAVE IS GONNA PERMADIE NONO HUSSIE NO STOP BAD JADE I HATE YOU JADE FUCK YOU".

And then I’m just like

Guys.

Dave can fly.