Spark & Candela: [ROLL UP IN A BRIGHT RED CONVERTIBLE WITH “GASOLINA” PLAYING FULL VOLUME]
Blanche: What in the
Candela: [honk] YO [honk honk] GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING TO THE GYM
Tag: plz
It’s that time of year again.
Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’
R I S E
yes but consider this for your otp:
- being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU
- rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
- drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension” according to their director AU
- “are we both robbing the same house oh fuck” AU
- growing up together in a rough neighbourhood AU
- mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU
I can’t wait for two Striders to meet.
And when it finally happens, that’s what they will do.
How is it possible for anything to be this flawless? Look at them, this is everything I imagine when I think of them meeting.
Baby boys!
*rolls around*
is it just me or does dave and dirk look like squarewave and sawtooth respectively
GOD TIER POWERS ARE SO FUCKING BADASS I SERIOUSLY HOPE ANDREW PUBLISHES A BOOK THAT GOES IN DEPTH ON THEY WORK LIKE FUCK DAMN
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT I HOPE HUSSIE PUBLISHES A WHOLE BUNCH OF BOOKS ON CLASSPECTS AND THE LANDS AND PROSPIT ND DERSE AND SKAIA AND THE DENIZENS
BOOKS EXPLAINING TITLES AND ASPECTS IN DETAIL AND AN IN-DEPTH QUIZ TO FIGURE OUT UR HERO TITLE/LAND/ECT. OH GOSH
PLOT TWIST: Obama rides in on a skateboard, gives Wendy a fist bump and kicks all the sexists in the face.









