I LITERALLY YELLED WHEN I OPENED POGO TODAY

nijuukoo:

Because rivalry based ships are my weakness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am trash.

Haven’t forgotten about Spark–he acts as Candela’s wingman and Blanche’s rowdy little bro ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

It is Spark’s mission to get them together. Also he’s a memelord.

This is the official team dynamic, stating it now

Spark & Candela: [ROLL UP IN A BRIGHT RED CONVERTIBLE WITH “GASOLINA” PLAYING FULL VOLUME]
Blanche: What in the
Candela: [honk] YO [honk honk] GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING TO THE GYM

an egg hatched and this muffin child popped out ahhh

reblog if u gay & team mystic

went to the mall today which had 4 pokestops and a buttload of pidgeys and ratatas…….

my children………

GET OUT OF MY ROOM

these are my new Children

shuttledick:

puddletumbles:

I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.

I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”

lawful good