ive-got-no-soul-to-sell:

I live an hour out of Louisville and half of my family lives in Louisville and I’ve been on Skype with them since this started at 8

So far the “purge” has included:
•releasing a giraffe from the zoo onto the streets
•stealing a barrel of pickles from a grocery store
•grown men sword fighting in the street
•using pictures of Mitch McConnell as hatchet aim practice