wotmicool:

(1) guAAAGGUHghhhuyrrsurh
(2) shut up im the baddest bitch around here
(3) y’all done arguing over sausage can I just order the fucking pizza
(4) let’s run away to vegas and elope i need to be married to you right now
(5) hahaha they still don’t know i put human meat in the burgers

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/gamerpyrope/75877895537/tumblr_mwe54iHQbM1r00dte?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://gamerpyrope.tumblr.com/post/75877895537/audio_player_iframe/gamerpyrope/tumblr_mwe54iHQbM1r00dte?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgamerpyrope%2F75877895537%2Ftumblr_mwe54iHQbM1r00dte

theheartmaid:

jordan-cwierz:

i kept telling myself “no please this isnt what i think it is” and it fucking wAS