– michael laughing to where he almost sounds like he’s coughing (ex. the scorpion prank)
– ryan laughing so hard he sounds breathless and manic
– jack starting to go “hoooo hoooo” when he’s laughing a lot about something he’s fucked up
– LI-TTLE JJJJJJJ
– honestly anything about jeremy speaking in the third person
– the collective “oooooooh” when someone burns someone else
– “SOD OFF. SOD IT!”
and most of all:
– ryan flubbing words and getting immediately called on it
Michael: Fucking one McRib is not enough, okay?
Me: oh no
Michael: I could eat fucking ten of these things!
Me: you fucking
Michael: [throws down McRib] In fact, I’m pretty much done with that one. Maybe I’ll have one of these. [camera pans quickly to show TEN MORE MCRIBS]
Me: YOU WERE TAZED LESS THAN A WEEK AGO AND YOU RISK YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS