Ryan in GTA AU: -creepy, serious, extremely intelligent, intimidating-
Ryan playing GTA: -sets self on fire- i’M THE GHOST RIDER

Everyone: Ryan no
Ryan: Ryan yes

ryan: sooo…..just, hypothetically…..
rest of achievement hunter: oH MY GGOD HERE WE Go again rYAN PLEAS E

cannibal-nectar:

Ryan: This tastes like dead children.

Michael: How many times have you tasted that before?

Ryan: Well, I mean… You can’t just open a book about my life to the middle.