follow-for-more-soft-terezi:

Aries: A mountain. They will pick up the mountain and throw it at  you.

Taurus: what is fite??? is that aat ppl do wen they feel bad?? wat is anger?

Gemini: They’re fucking X-Men and will annihilate you.

Cancer: Farming equipment. And they will suck while doing it.

Leo: Their teeth and claws.

Virgo: A fuCKING CHAINSAAW TO SLIACE YOU IN HALF.

Libra: A concealed weapon, so you’re like, haha, there’s a little old lady with her cute little caFUCK WAIT IT’S A SWORD.

Scorpio: There will not be a fight. They will have destroyed the world with one of their many doomsday devices.

Sagittarius: TheiR FISTS.

Capricorn: Whatever happens to be lying around.

Aquarius: Black magic.

Pisces: A fork.